How to out-Clinton Clinton

Reporter: Is it true that the President went back to a hotel room with a prostitute and sex with her for $1000?

Press secretary: Well the real problem is that the President struggled to hear the question and he misunderstood it.

Reporter: I’m confused, what question?

Press secretary: Well when she approached him, he thought she said “Would you like to see my broom, I use it to clean the decks, it cost $1000.

Reporter: That is rather hard to believe, but that notwithstanding, he still went to her room?

Press secretary: Well yes, but that’s where the broom was, and it sounded like a really impressive broom so he wanted to be polite and see it.

Reporter: And he had sex with her and paid her $1000.

Press secretary: You know the liberal fake-news press always does this, they blow everything out of proportion and focus on the wrong thing. Once he got there, she thought she had a deal, and the President didn’t want to go back on what she thought was a deal. I mean who would want a president who goes back on the things he says all the time? The important thing for you to report is that he didn’t understand the question, not what he said or did. Besides which, he told me she’s not his type.